Diary of Aragorn
As we are being carried in this giant basket to some destination unknown
to us, my companions ask what happened to Legolas and me after those men
captured us. I told them of those men's plans to defile Legolas and their
threat to hang me if we did not comply.
My companions were just as outraged as I was, if not more so. Such loyal
companions! Legolas and I are blessed to have such true friends!
Feeling angry at myself for having wasted precious moments those times when
I had arguments with my elf about the silliest things. Should have instead
been showering him with kisses and making sweet love to him. Life is much
too short!
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Diary of Frodo
The thought of those strangers touching Legolas angers me! We know Aragorn
and Legolas have a little something going on between them, but if anyone
other than
Aragorn deserves to enjoy the charms of Legolas, it is I! After all, I AM
the cutest Hobbit here. 'Tis only fitting that the cutest Hobbit and the
prettiest elf be joined in a long-overdue tryst.
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Diary of Sam
The thought that we might never ever see Legolas again deeply saddens me.
He is indeed a true vision of beauty. I never told him so, and I might never
ever have
the chance. Oh, woe is me!
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Diary of Merry
We must find and rescue Legolas! I can't bear the thought of him never again
gracing us with his beautiful presence!
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Diary of Pippin
Legolas! Ack! I never knew what it's like to touch that long, silky pretty
hair of his, or feel how soft his skin must be. And I never will, unless
we find and rescue him. *cries*
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Diary of Gimli
Argh, that blasted elf! Hate to admit it, but this Fellowship wouldn't be
the same without him.
He has a way of growing on a person.
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Diary of Boromir
Legolas and I may have gotten off on the wrong foot back at the Secret Council
Meeting, but I must admit he is blindingly beautiful. If any of those men
from that
other world think they can have their way with him, other than Aragorn, they'll
have to get past me. And I'd love to see them try.
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Diary of the Niece of the Giant from Jack in the Beanstalk
Uncle doesn't seem to be at home. I'll just leave this basket of dollies
here and take the pretty blond one. Oh, lookie! Chocolates! Uncle won't mind
if I have a few.
Mmmmm!
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Diary of Aragorn
The giant female child is busy eating some sort of sweets. While she's distracted,
we'll climb out of this basket and see if Legolas is here. Oh, no! There
he is, but he's not moving! He's just lying there face down on that giant
pillow. Are we too late? Has the giant slain him? No! It can't be! Ow! Hobbits
almost knocked me down while brushing past me. They are now gathered around
Legolas.
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Diary of Legolas
Having most delightful dream when suddenly awakened. Ah, 'tis Frodo and other
Hobbits. My, how affectionate they are being toward me. Telling me how worried
they were about me and how happy they are to see me again. Frodo and Sam
are snuggling close to me and gazing deeply into my eyes while Merry and
Pippin are stroking my legs and rubbing my feet. Gimli and Boromir are smiling
at me, too. So nice to know how my friends care about me! Oh, look. My Aragorn
is here, too!
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Diary of Frodo
Aragorn had pried us off of Legolas. Told us to give the elf some air. Right.
He just doesn't want to share the beautiful Prince of Mirkwood. I can wait,
but not too long. Legolas wants me. I could tell by the way he smiled at
me just now. And after all, I am the cutest Hobbit. How could anyone resist
my adorable face and my big saucer-like blue eyes?
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Diary of Aragorn
My beloved elf is alive and well! So relieved! Managed to shoo away the other
members of the Fellowship from him so I can ask him what happened.
Most relieved to learn giant never harmed Legolas. Then felt a bit annoyed
because all that time I was worried sick thinking my elf might be suffering
torment and
great pain by giant, when all this time he was just fine. And the rest of
us were being forced to be giant female child's playthings.
Was about to say something to him about it when that blasted giant female
child reached down and GRABBED MY ELF! That cursed girl has taken Legolas!
NO!!!!
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Diary of the Niece of the Giant from Jack in the Beanstalk
Oooh! Here's the pretty dolly with the long blond hair! Will be lots of fun
to comb silky hair and put pretty dresses on this dolly! Come, dolly. Will
show you your
new home. You will have fun living in my beautiful dollhouse.
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Diary of Legolas
NO!!!!!
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