Diary of Jack from Jack and the Beanstalk
Being chased by angry giant. If I hurry, I can make it down magic
beanstalk before he catches up with me. This magic goose and magic harp
better fetch me lots of cash to make this adventure worthwhile! Going
to be tricky carrying all this loot while climbing down beanstalk.
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Diary of Legolas
The head of my captors told me I must give myself to each and every one
of them, otherwise they will hang Aragorn. Unacceptable! I demanded
they release us and allow us to continue on our very important quest.
They laughed and said they care nothing about our quest. Repeated
their demand that I give myself to each and every one of them, otherwise
they will hang Aragorn. In order to buy time, I said I would agree
only on the condition they allow me to see Aragorn so that I may grant him
one last request. They reluctantly agreed.
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Diary of Aragorn
My captors brought me to see Legolas locked in that cage on wheels.
Legolas asked me if I had any last request of him before he gives himself
to each and every one of our captors to do with as they please. Was
too stunned to say anything, so my beautiful elf offered to sing one last
song for me. Ah, his melodious voice! So
magnificent! As he sang, our captors stood in awe and savored the
beauty of his singing.
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Diary of Boromir
We are closing in on the fairy tale men who captured Aragorn and Legolas!
They outnumber us, but with the element of surprise on our side, we might
succeed.
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Diary of Frodo
Singing! I hear singing! Legolas must be near! He's alive!
I recognize that beautiful voice! We're coming, Legolas!
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Diary of Aragorn
A giant! A huge giant suddenly appeared, reached down and picked
up Legolas imprisoned in that cage on wheels and carried him away!
Oh, no! My beloved Legolas! Where is that giant taking him?
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Diary of the Mirror on the Wall
My, my. This is getting interesting. The elf-fanciers from
our world are reeling from the shock of seeing their captured prize snatched
from their midst by a huge giant. I wonder they'll do now? There
goes the giant climbing back up the beanstalk. And he's taking the
elf with him, cage and all. Oh, the look on the faces of those fairy
tale men is priceless! Serves them right!
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Diary of Aragorn
Afraid of heights? All of these fairy tale men who captured us are
afraid of heights? That's why they won't go after the giant who has
taken Legolas? Cowards! I demanded they untie me so that I can
go after Legolas and rescue him! They talked about it amongst themselves,
then relucantly agreed.
I convinced them to give me Legolas's weapons they had taken from him earlier,
as we might need these to escape from the giant.
They said they would wait at the bottom of the beanstalk to take Legolas
back into custody after I rescue him. That's what they think!
Fat chance I'm going to let them get their filthy hands (or any other parts
of their bodies) on my elf!
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Diary of Boromir
Arrived just in time to see Aragorn about to climb a monstrous beanstalk.
He said a giant took Legolas up there. We offered to go up with him
to rescue the elf.
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Diary of Gimli
A giant beanstalk? What a strange twist this adventure has taken!
But we must rescue the elf, much as I hate to admit we need him for our
quest.
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Diary of Pippin
Ooh, a giant beanstalk! I imagine just one bean from this plant would
be enough for an elevensie!
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Diary of the Giant from Jack and the Beanstalk
That little thief may have stolen my magic goose and my magic harp, but
the beautiful singing from this caged elf more than makes up for my loss.
He stopped singing when I reached down and picked him up in his cage.
Poor little thing must be frightened. What can I do to put him at
ease so that he may sing for me again?
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Diary of Legolas
I do not believe how this day keeps getting worse and worse! What
does this giant want from me? Is he going to eat me? What's that
giant black cauldron in the fireplace for? Aagghh!
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Diary of Saruman
Fairy tale men failed to do away with Aragorn. But the Ranger and
his friends are no match for that huge giant who took Legolas! Why,
he could crush the whole lot of them with one step of his foot! Oh,
yes, I'd pay money to see that happen!
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Diary of the Giant from Jack and the Beanstalk
Was able to put elf at ease. Having nice, civilized conversation.
He told me of the important quest he was on to save world from destruction.
Interrupted by surprise visit from my very young niece. Had to stop
her from grabbing the elf, as she thought it was a toy fashion doll and
wanted to comb his long blond hair and change
his clothes. She pouted when I sternly told her the elf was off limits.
I sent her home and told her to let me know ahead of time when she wants
to visit.
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Diary of Aragorn
We finally made it up to the top of the beanstalk. Everything up
here is huge. That castle over there must be where the giant lives.
We paused for just a moment to think of what dangers we might face in there.
Then we bravely moved toward the castle. We're coming, Legolas!
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Diary of the Niece of the Giant from Jack and the Beanstalk
My uncle won't let me play with that pretty blond dolly he has. Meanie!
Sent me home. Oh, but lookie! A whole bunch of cute little ones
running over here! Oh, they see me! They're stopping.
Now they're running away from me! Aaww! Come back! I just
want to play with you! You can all live in my dollhouse! And
maybe I can get my uncle to let his pretty blond dolly live in my dollhouse,
too!
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Diary of Aragorn
Being chased by a giant female child! She looks very determined to
scoop up the whole lot of us! Must hurry to escape capture!
Oh, no! She's got us! NO!!!!!
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Diary of Boromir
NO!!!!!
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Diary of Frodo
NO!!!!!
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Diary of Sam
NO!!!!!
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Diary of Gimli
NO!!!!!
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Diary of Merry
NO!!!!!
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Diary of Pippin
NO!!!!!
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Diary of the Niece of the Giant from Jack and the Beanstalk
YES!!!!!
Part 3
Part 1